everything about this screenshot is so in character
Not so happy meal.
bucky and steve going on the cyclone again and while they’re in line steve makes bucky eat like funnel cake and corndogs and bucky doesn’t even realize what he’s doing and eats it all and right before the car departs he’s like yoU MOTHERFUCKER and all you can hear from the geriatric national heroes as they start their ride is bucky screaming bloody murder and steve laughing his ass off
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
no but imagine Natasha having to take these photos for this damn cover like there’s a professional photographer and everything and she almost kinda enjoys it but then she realises Clint has snuck into the studio and is laughing his ass off in the corner but he’s also kind of turned on even though he would never ever admit it and five seconds after that photo above was taken she was chasing him out of the studio in her lacy underwear threatening to kill him with her bare hands
"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…"