the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)

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(Source: nataliedromer)

craving-stiles:

I have watched an episode of American Horror Story.

I still watch Spongebob Squarepants.

I hate horror films.

I love horror films.  

I prefer comedy over horror.

I prefer horror over comedy.

I have watched an episode of a TV show in the last 24 hours.

It’s currently night.

It’s currently morning.

I’m supposed to be sleeping.

I’m procrastinating right now.

I’d rather read than watch a movie.

I am excited for something coming up.

I do a lot of bolding surveys.

I think I will smoke when I’m older.

I have tattoos.

I have no tattoos.

I have tattoos but I regret them.

I have no tattoos but I want some.

I have a friend who smokes.

I smoke.

I’m straight.

I’m gay.

I’m bisexual.

I have an eating disorder. 

I have self harmed.

I have been diagnosed with depression.

I hate when people self-diagnose themselves with depression. 

I have been sad for ages but I have never been diagnosed with depression.

I’m wearing my pajamas right now. 

I’m wearing something white.

I’m wearing something blue.

I’m wearing something black.

I’m wearing something red.

I’ve been shopping in the last 24 hours.

I have filmed a video in the last 24 hours.

I have a YouTube account and I upload videos. 

I have a YouTube account but I don’t upload videos.

I am listening to music right now.

I have vomited from crying so much before.

I have been given a gift in the last 24 hours.

I have given someone a gift in the last 24 hours.

My birthday is in December.

My birthday is in April.

My birthday is in June.

I have an iPhone.

I have had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend.

I have never had a relationship.

I’m single & I don’t want a relationship.

I’m happy right now.

I’m sad right now.

I’ve been in a fight in the last week.

I’ve been to the cinemas in the last week.

I am a Christian.

I attend church. 

I have a bible.

I’m an atheist.

I don’t have a belief in anything, I just go with whatever.

I’ve seen an animated movie in the last week.

I’ve seen a horror movie in the last week.

I’ve met someone famous.

I’ve met a singer.

I’ve met an actress.

I’ve met an actor.

I’ve met a YouTuber. 

I’ve met a band.

I’ve met an author.

I’ve met a script writer.

I’ve met a cast of a tv show.

I’ve been on a tv show.

I’ve been on tv.

I love British accents. 

I love Irish accents.

I hate Irish accents.

I hate British accents.

I live in America. 

I live in Australia.

I don’t like the school I am attending right now.

I don’t like my country.

I love the school I am attending right now.

I have one all-time favourite song.

I’ve been to several concerts.

I’ve been to no concerts.

I really want something right now.

I have no money.

I have more than $/£20 currently.

I have a job.

I want a job.

I don’t have a job.

I have a favourite actor.

I have several favourite actors.

I have one favourite movie.

I play Xbox.

I play Playstation.

I play on the PC.

I play video games a lot.

I hate chocolate.

I have allergies.

I love cats.

I have let someone use me.

I have let someone hurt me.

I say ‘LOL’ out loud. 

I am wearing a dress right now. 

I have disappointed myself in the last 24 hours.

I have cried in the last 5 hours.

I have cried myself to sleep in the last week.

I have had coffee recently.

I am wearing makeup right now.

I don’t wear makeup.

I prefer boots to converse.

I have the new iPhone.

There’s rubbish around me right now.

I am currently on my phone.

I am currently on my laptop.

There’s more than 2 tabs open on my laptop right now.

A YouTube video has made me cry before.

I cry a lot.

I hate crying.

I still watch Disney.

I love Friends, the TV show.

I watch Skins.

I have a Facebook.

I have an Instagram account.

I have ask.fm.

I don’t go on Omegle and I don’t see the big deal of it. 

I like Mario and Luigi. 

I don’t mind Ke$ha. 

I wear a lot of makeup.

I am older than 20.

I am younger than 18.

I have a driving license. 

I have school tomorrow.

It’s currently Summer.

It’s currently Winter.

I hate Winter.

I hate Summer.

I want to finish this survey soon.

I love surveys.

I’ve been single for more than 4 years currently.

I’ve been in a relationship lasting for longer than 1 year.

I’m married.

I’m in High School.

I’m in College/University.

I laugh a lot.

I’m serious when I want to be. 

I love quotes.

I have bolded these 100% truthfully.


Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you’ll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you’re made of! And… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day!

stumpity:

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of my heart melting

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

(Source: alanlozano)

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker)

real-gifs:

au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

OMG her face in the first one

(Source: karenandthababes)