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Female | 22 | Ohio, USA

Just your average bus-driving psychology student bent on ruling the world.

I adore asks, no matter what kind, so send them!

thegavichal:

Achievement Hunter: A Summary. 

(via googlygavin)

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

(via al-the-stuff-i-like)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via thesootspritesarehardatwork)

princecharmingtobe:

holycorpse:

cute pet names

- shut the fuck up
- loser idiot
- piece of shit

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(via al-the-stuff-i-like)

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

(via ussfricklefrackle)

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via pizza)

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my

  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

(via sick-of-smiles-and-shit)

thetallesthobbit:

A lot of people are posting about Five Nights at Freddy’s but I think we’re all missing the most fucked up part of this God Forsaken game.  

For 5 nights of work, six hours each, with a job description that basically amounts to “Don’t die at the hands of a bunch of deranged Chuck E Cheese character knock offs” 

They pay you $120

For the most stressful, life-threatening 30 hours of your life

They pay you one hundred and twenty dollars

You are making four dollars an hour

(via birdschoolforbirds)

voodooling:

The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity and Bucky’s got something to reveal.. ;]

Inspired by this post

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via birdschoolforbirds)

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

(Source: sizvideos, via birdschoolforbirds)

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet, via quincy360)

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

(via birdschoolforbirds)