"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
— (via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy)

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."
that’s freaking beautiful. (via wouldbeagoodnameforablog)

(Source: bit.ly)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

winterfuckingsoldier:

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some…

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

dreamingofseattle:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

just got my bottom wire on so THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES 

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

felixkitty:

The Winter Soldier’s sexy murder walk

gallifreyan-fez:

jassmarie:

my13roses:

the12thdrbetterbeginger912:

orion-spirit:

umbrafelis:

Stare at him lustfully.

Stare at him lustfully.

STARE AT HIM LUSTFULLY.

image

image

otp

wat

image

may i point out

ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT SAYS DEAN AND CASTIEL RIGHT BELOW THAT

OR KIRK AND SPOCK RIGHT ABOVE IT OH MY GOD SHELDON I KNEW YOU WERE A FANGIRL BUT I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THAT KIND OF FANGIRL

(Source: the-eleventh-blog)

ladykatiekay:


allofmylovetess:

thedailylaughs:

daddysplaydoll:

saladofrob:

dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people

This is so cute omg

But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something

go to bed

McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins

ladykatiekay:

allofmylovetess:

thedailylaughs:

daddysplaydoll:

saladofrob:

dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people

This is so cute omg

But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something

go to bed

McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

itistimetodisappear:

levitating-fox:

I consider Toothless to be a love expert

You could say
toothless is a good… Wingman

dadstilinski:

do you ever just

not mind a ship

but the shippers

the shippers

image

(Source: captaincharminghood)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N
anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N
anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N

anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N

thomaswillhiddles:

mrs-cucumberbachelor:

bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

is that simon pegg

yes. yes it is 

Scotty! Get your ass back on enterprise!

(Source: doctorwhodoctormarx)